Spain played for the first half hour of the match, the Netherlands watched.

Faulty penalty and curses.

The curses worked. God sent fires to their homes.

Spain had 10 midfielders, the Netherlands had 3 forwards.

Instead of having 10 midfielders, it turns out it’s better if you have 3 forwards.

Casillas has aged a lot, he became Ilyas, he drowned us in grief.

Van Persie.

Robben.

What the hell is 5-1?! I’m not counting the post, I’m not counting the Galatasaray player.

What the hell is 1-5?! I am ignoring the fact that that 1 was from a faulty penalty too.

Thank you Netherlands, wherever you are being lived and kept alive.